nap dancing

The act of dancing while you are asleep (supposedly (not really (at all) ) )

Ratchet black chick dancing
That ratchet chick over there was nap dancing with me
I am emotionally stressed over her nap dancing
her nap dancing scared me for life

by Ratchetchick3264 February 16, 2014

'nilla naps

n. a term used for a white girl's hair that has a texture/consistency the same as or similar to a black girl's hair.
(often used as an exaggeration for hair frizzed out by humidity, or just for natural texture.)

White Girl: *brushes thick, nappy hair furiously*
Black Girl: "Are you okay?"
White Girl: "NO! I have 'NILLA NAPS!"
Black Girl: "SHH! We're in the subway! You'll get us shot..."

by chicabaja August 27, 2008

Wet Nap

Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.

Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class

by Tom Main February 5, 2003

dirt napping

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.

That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.

by KBK January 23, 2005

Northwest Nap

Falling asleep on the job when entrusted with the lives, safety or property of others.

Last night the old train station burned down while the cops parked down the block from it were taking a Northwest Nap.

by Whatsinaname? October 28, 2009

disco nap

a nap needed before you go out on the town for the night.

it was around 6:30, and kevin had plans to go out. he was tired, so he decided to take a disco nap.

by greencoast December 29, 2008

victory nap

1. (noun) Lasting anywhere from two minutes to more than eight hours, a coma-like sleep induced by the culmination of sexual activity.
Non-gender specific.

2. (verb) The act of victory napping.

1. (n.) "Hey, after your victory nap, you're definitely cooking me breakfast."

2. (v.) "Last night was so much fun, I victory napped until this morning, making myself late for work because I hadn't set an alarm."

by miellyn August 24, 2006