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What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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To Moses

To moses (sth)

Pulling something out/Drawing out sth Definition was made by the book of Torah first. The name Moses comes from a Hebrew word: Pulling out/Drawing out. It has to be used with the object in the sentence.
-I want to moses that shit out of my house
+are you talking about me?
by fişeQ September 6, 2022
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Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..
got any of Moses' murungi bro?
by knowitalllinlc February 13, 2012
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia October 31, 2008
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Moses

Moses belongs to mirakle so walk away girl
by Miracles bf March 23, 2022
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