When you ejaculate in the eye socket of someone (male or female) who has removed their glass eye (or has no eye)
by Queef hunter November 08, 2018
When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.
by Mystery27391 March 11, 2009
A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.
Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?
Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?
Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.
by Memx March 21, 2017
Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"
Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."
Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."
by JPeabody November 12, 2013
An old Yorkshire saying, more specifically from the Bradford area, used to increase the emphasis of the more traditional butter wouldn't melt. Must exclude the use of any pause between 'melt' and 'in her eyes'.
Isn't she lovely, yeah butter wouldn't melt in her eyes.
by mackemlad1 October 17, 2015
"man i was about to bang this chick and a i went down on her and her box looked like an 'arby's roast beef chedder melt' in an old catchers mit."
by zak2 July 15, 2006