cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Carb Cop

A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.

Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"

Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"

by kbythec June 6, 2011

cop a beat

To masturbate or beat off

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin

by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

cop a feel

Unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.

While we were watching people dancing my friend said
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."

by teaser January 2, 2006

Cop Z's

To get some sleep.
To take a nap.

Quote from TV series Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Will - "G, I'm gonna take Lady Penelope out to the Opera, Cop a few Z's ( Cop Z's ), and show Uncle Phil that im responsible. This weekend, I'm with Ziggy."

When one is sleeping, in text it is shown as "ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ". It Indicates snoring. There for to Cop Z's means to obtain sleep.

by Haseeb Futuristic Patail August 16, 2006

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 12, 2004