Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
by The guy who fu-[censor] June 10, 2011
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by foreign zimbo January 22, 2017
Confused Meatball: Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Person 1: Have you ever seen Jumanji?
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 3: It’s a jungle movie with Dwayne Johnson where he gets paid to play the role of a confused meatball
by DominicBenevento March 17, 2023
He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.
by barbaroja March 21, 2023
September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.
Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.
by felicia the hairy squid September 30, 2021
Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
by Moseymose July 07, 2017