When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.
Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."
by Julien Holden July 19, 2006
by baudday April 27, 2009
When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.
by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019
A cozy cafe type resturaunt across from the Hilcrest shopping centre in Richmondhill that makes any excuse to give you some of their signiture bread with your meal.
son: what did you order mom?
mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.
waiter: here's your check ma'am
waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check
mom: what's this?
waiter: nothing!
waiter runs away
son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.
mom: i ordered the ham and swiss sandwich with a side salad but instead of the salad they gave me bread.
waiter: here's your check ma'am
waiter says nervously and slips a loaf of bread under check
mom: what's this?
waiter: nothing!
waiter runs away
son: well, that's what you get when you come to Panera bread.
by betting--on--alice March 20, 2009
kairo had helped me get on my paypa chase with the zone he fronted me, so i had to break bread wit him
by dike J nylon October 02, 2003
Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".
Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.
Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!
Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.
Lisa: B-E-D! BED!
Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!
Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.
Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!
Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.
Lisa: B-E-D! BED!
Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!
Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)
by Tbettz August 13, 2008
Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread
by Niggorfoggat August 13, 2018