When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016
A mystical entity that lives deep in the forests of South Canoe Elementary, and was created around the beginning of May, 2003. It was originally created in the gymnasium equipment room by a pair of stoned students that were on mushroooms at the time.
this radio has the power to shield anyone from having their farts detected by sense of smell, and also, can be used to listen to the faggiest music ever, such as Armor for Sheep, or any Emo music you can think of.
this was originally only known throughout the students at South Canoe Elementary School, but its fame became more and more wide-spread as the days went on. I don't know anyone who doesn't know of Pink Radio, and all its sexiness. not even the most awesome band in the world(Tenacious D) can withstand the awesome power of the Pink Radio.
this radio has the power to shield anyone from having their farts detected by sense of smell, and also, can be used to listen to the faggiest music ever, such as Armor for Sheep, or any Emo music you can think of.
this was originally only known throughout the students at South Canoe Elementary School, but its fame became more and more wide-spread as the days went on. I don't know anyone who doesn't know of Pink Radio, and all its sexiness. not even the most awesome band in the world(Tenacious D) can withstand the awesome power of the Pink Radio.
Man#1: *farts*
Man#2: Aww, fuck! Why are you farting! i oughta punch you!
Man#1: *activates Pink Radio*
Man#2: (monotone)You...Never...Farted...
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Random Girl:I HATE emo music.
Josh Bedn: it iz teh luvzorrz thouhg...i R sadd...
Random Girl: it's a good thing that there is no emo music playing right now!
Josh Bedn:*activates Pink Radio*
Random Girl: (angry voice)AAUGH!! I DIED!
Josh Bedn: Good, i didn't really like her anyways...
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NOTE: there is no current entry for South Canoe Elementary, and the closest thing is not to exist in modern society. I will add something as soon as I can.
Man#2: Aww, fuck! Why are you farting! i oughta punch you!
Man#1: *activates Pink Radio*
Man#2: (monotone)You...Never...Farted...
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Random Girl:I HATE emo music.
Josh Bedn: it iz teh luvzorrz thouhg...i R sadd...
Random Girl: it's a good thing that there is no emo music playing right now!
Josh Bedn:*activates Pink Radio*
Random Girl: (angry voice)AAUGH!! I DIED!
Josh Bedn: Good, i didn't really like her anyways...
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NOTE: there is no current entry for South Canoe Elementary, and the closest thing is not to exist in modern society. I will add something as soon as I can.
by Zebra Conjugator November 28, 2006
by jt July 14, 2003
by Saffernellie August 09, 2009
FUCK!!! I hate tha radio!!! All they ever play is that faggot ass Ja Fool, B2K, Assanti, and that shiny suit faggot P. Diddy!!!
by Omega Death March 28, 2003
SOMEONE WHO TALKS OVER THE RADIO AND BOSSES EVERYONE ELSE AROUND WHILE RAISING THEIR HAND IN THE AIR LIKE A NAZI
by 70CHVLL January 05, 2009
Lights Out, Vanilla Radio!
by Davey D September 25, 2004