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Neil

Neil is a genuine guy and can be very stern yet goofy. He is a clown fish, batti man fun days, this man is smoke herring and loves to hold beef. Neil likes to bull men and take bullin, Neil loves to swim, bc that’s what fish do.
Yo you you know Neil?
Which Neil?
Bun batti man Neil
Oh yeah that fish, what about him
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Neil

He is a guy. He really hates people stepping on his shoes and can do five hundred rubiks cubes at the same time. He is also hated by grandmas because he makes deez nuts jokes. Has beef Noah. He also eats way too many bananas and is in danger of minions. Is smart, I guess. (this is for non-ginger neils specifically). Someone who likes basketball and soccer. He's funny too I guess. BUT he's a slytherin and made me believe he is a scorpio.
Such a neil ugh.
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
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Who's Neil

One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know
Math teacher:Who can answer this question?
Me:What is it ma'am?
Math teacher:Who's Neil?
Me:BRUH
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Neil

damn that edit hard my Neil
by Xfinit August 6, 2023
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Neil

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
Neil is one of the most annoyingly funny bitch you'll ever meet!
by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021
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Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
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Neil

Neil is a crazy boy. Very weird. He does not know how to dress and wears weird white jacket. He loves dancing with girls in clubs. He is like a prince but an oriental one. He lives in villas in Morocco.
Ho here is Neil. He is such a prince.

Neil is such a lover.
by princewilly November 22, 2021
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