jamaican mudslide

when you take a shit on someones hand while their sleeping. and tickle their face so they result in slapping your shit on their own face.
sleeping person: (sleeping)
awake person: smearing shit on others hand then tickle face and its a jamaican mudslide
by steven brian July 29, 2010
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Jamaican Beef Patty

When two men sandwich a third man's junk between their anuses.
"Dude, last night I heard that Eric got a Jamaican Beef Patty from Dave and Calvin!"
by fuckinnarwhalsfuckyeah February 19, 2009
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Jamaican Iced Tea

Jamaican Iced Tea is made in a three step process.

1) Put a chew in your lip, and spit into a bottle.

2) Late at night, when you have to take a piss, rather than go to the bathroom, pee in the spitter.

3) Let it sit for a few days.

Keep in mind, there is a certain protocol to follow when disposing of a Jamaican Iced Tea.
Ben Mann just disposed of a full case of Jamaican Iced Teas this morning.
by BenMann May 28, 2009
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jamaican dry dock

The act of intercourse with breasts but with a 3rd party holding the breasts
When I was t-banging Sally, Brenda gave a help a squeezed Sally's boobs and my Jamaican dry dock blew up.
by kirbside August 22, 2014
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jamaican loosey goose

the act of going down a bobsled track butt naked
dude, i was at a ski resort this weekend, and my girlfriend wanted me to jamaican loosey goose with her!
by moore b-cut February 22, 2011
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jamaican dry rub

When a dreadlocked jamaican takes some sand and jerks you off with it and then toaster
yo bro you going to the game tonight
nah b i need to get my jamaican dry rub
oh shit .... toaster
by domhxc September 11, 2010
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Jamaican Sea Snake

A term used for one who freezes bong water, then put the frozen bong water on their girlfriends chest and titfuck her till the ice melts.
"Gregory the Jamaican Sea Snake you gave me last night was amazing!"
by thetypicalbeaner September 21, 2007
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