Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

by Chopbag October 5, 2023

Cooch-caine

The act of snorting coke from a girl’s thigh to coochie.

I want to do cooch-Caine off of Katie.

by Sheeplord August 2, 2020

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Cooch

Female genitalia, often used as insult.
Coined by Nathan Johns in 2019

Josh Carpenter is a Cooch

by Nsheheheheheje December 16, 2019

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

Cooch Coaster

Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.

Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.

Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."

by ManginaCat69 July 3, 2011