Team Jobby

The act of two or more people going for a crap simultaneously. They may also incorporate a game of battle shits(see battle shits definition).

Person 1 : "Mate I'm choking for a shite I've got a turtle heed poking out"

Person 2 : "Same mate. Team Jobby?"

Person 1 : "Sound mate you're getting smoked at battle shits."

by Captain Jobby June 18, 2012

scheme team

A group a men who go around getting women thru plans and arranged tactics

Tim: "yo sean you going to that party?"
Sean:"hell yeah dude, assemble the SCHEME TEAM"

by Butter69 April 14, 2016

Team Biology

Similar to team chemistry but describes a team's physical attributes rather than their ability to play together.

Miami Heat's team biology will be amazing next year but their team chemistry may be lacking.

by mailmepizza September 10, 2010

Where is the team?!?!

A phrase used in the online multiplayer gaming societies. The phrase describes a reaction of a player that has started a team fight but his team has not followed him because the other players have brain malfunction which results in the player going alone in the enemy team and getting killed because of it.

Ok, I will dive the enemy team from behind and you guys just follow me….. Where is the team?!?!

by onq tam March 31, 2022

Team Drizzy

The fandom of Drake
A peaceful fan base until they hear something about Drake and then all the secret fans come to help and support him.

Woah what team you on #teammeek or #teamdrizzy nigga obviously team Drizzy

by Blanket51123 March 30, 2019

Team tampon

The term applied to a group of males, who supposedly think they are cool, when in fact they are all greatly lacking in ladish genitalia. Fellow Lads may choose to categorise males who refuse to engage in creeping, late night perversion on women, or any general laddish antics as being a member of team tampon. A male may remove himself from this team by metaphorically removing his 'tampon', by doing something relatively ladish.

Ok boys we will all go creep and get laid, Team Tampon can remain at the side of the bar drinking their Malibu and Pineapple.

by creepUnited February 13, 2012

team member

aka employee. PR term usually found in McJobs, dead end work with little benefit. I assume that this term is meant to engender feelings of solidarity among cashiers and customer service managers.

JoJo applied as a team member at Denny's. Instead she was washing dishes for minimum wage. Not even a group hug. This sucks.

by ignor September 19, 2004