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Jake

Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice
by Skinny duck May 11, 2018
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To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device
Oh you really jaked up that sentence.
by JakeItUp February 21, 2017
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Jake

A really kind and intelligent guy!
Not the tallest but works around his problems!
One of the hottest guys to walk on the planet!
Loving, caring and very sweet

Just unlucky I didn't get him 😔
Wow I really want a Jake 😅😅
by Stephanie Mifsud March 6, 2017
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Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh
Jake is even cooler.
by Nina Q May 25, 2016
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A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.
Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight?
Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.
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Fuck u jake
by Mnbvcxzasfdghjklpoiuytrewq January 31, 2018
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Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.
Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.
by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019
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