tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts

Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence

by urban dictionary bitch July 9, 2018

Czechoslovakian tennis

When two guys slap their dicks together aggressively until one of them ejaculates and they get a point and this is continued until on reaches 15 points

Me and my homie played Czechoslovakian tennis last night and I totally dominated

by Ieatcumnigga April 6, 2019

Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

by cypressxyz November 9, 2018

Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

Two O Tennie

2009 and then two O ten

Now that we move on from 2009 it will then be two O Tennie mate!

by propart September 16, 2009