Teanisopia

When you time travel to the future and you have a cup of tea but the tea is holographic so you’re not actually drinking it so you die of dehydration and then go to hell

Dan: Why does it feel like I’m not actually drinking this tea?

Mark: We must be drinking teanisopia! But we’re gonna die of dehydration!

Dan: AHHSIDNEIWJAJJ

by Booty_Flakes September 8, 2019

Tegan Slavens

A very cute beautiful girl that i adore she is my everything and i love her to death i would do anything for her because she is my baby girl she is such a cutie and is very nice

Dude last night tegan slavens caught me staring at her big beautiful luxurious eyes

by Spook bitch September 25, 2019

tekaki 6ix9ine

When you’re 69ing with someone but you just lick each other’s buttholes

Yo me and that girl from the club tekaki 6ix9ined last night, I was on top.

by Tommy Pallets October 2, 2019

tekashiesnitchnine

a massive snitch

man tekashiesnitchnine snitched on me what a bitch

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Tegan

A short and sweet yet strong minded and stubborn girl who won’t take crap from anybody, sometimes she is the crazy horse girl of the year, but not one who hisses. She can be the nicest person in the world yet the most sour just to prove a point.

Popular kid: There’s a crazy horse girl that doesn’t hiss!

Tegan’s friend: Must be tegan.

by Unknown000888 October 24, 2019

Teanticles

Used for pinching Tean's cheeks. Only few people have these dangerous weapons of teanstruction.

Person: "can I use my teanticles on you?"

Tean: "Yes please!"

by TEANMACHINE December 11, 2019

tegan

the biggest slut you’ll ever meet, will always stay prego even after a shit ton of abortions. tegan never stays loyal, had an STD so be careful boys

jaylen “ TEGAN YOUR PREGO AGAIN, is it mine again or...”

by hahajsisebbjsiajawnj178 March 8, 2020