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Duct-Tape Militia 

An awesome band that writes a wide variety of music. Their most famous song would most likely be "Duct-Tape Rage", it is also their first song. They are a small band from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Guy 1: Duuuuuude, that cocncert rocked, who was that awesome band that played at the beginning?

Guy 2: Duct-Tape Militia, man, everyone in Ace Deuce knows them
Duct-Tape Militia by Jeebus!!! June 20, 2006
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Duct tape innovation 

A job done in a particularly horrible manner... Like if the door is cracked in half, someone just duct tapes it. Or it could mean something that is put together cheaply and with no effort. Like if you need the fence post to stay in place, for good, you lodge a toy truck into it... Basically anything fixed without the necessary tools and will fall apart with the next 24 hrs.
My friend shelby, used duct tape to fasten the filter to her pool so I said,"Yo bitch, nice duct tape innovation!".
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No Tape Day 

A "No Tape Day", or NTD, is a day in your week where everything you do just seems to go wrong, or there are little quirks that usually don't happen during that task. sometimes this involves a second person to share the experience.

ex... you run out of tape (or a needed supply) during an important task at work or school
Man #1 : Dude my entire day has been going wrong

man #2: Man, your having a no tape day
No Tape Day by Schmidtington April 20, 2010

Duct Tape 

Also known as Duck Tape:

Believe it or not, there is a Duck Tape capital of the world. It's in a suburb of Cleveland called Avon. There's a 3-day festival in June celebrating Duct tape, and people do some amazing things with it.
Guy #1: Dude, just went to the Duct Tape capital of the world. Little town called Avon.

(Slightly misleading. Although Avon isn't very big, it does have 20,000 people, 10,000 of them came within the last ten years, so anyone who's heard of Avon outside of it still considers it a "small town")
Guy #2: Cool. Never heard of it.
Duct Tape by DucTape February 7, 2013

Flex Tape 

Fixes everything. Even a boat.
“I just used some flex tape to fix a hole in my heart.”
Flex Tape by TotallyUnreliableSource February 17, 2019

flex tape 

flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme
phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

duct tape 

a helpful device to use when attempting murder and/or kidnapping.