Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024

sumakis

Superior (adj)

Gyat Sumakis

by Gyat Sumakis December 17, 2024

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025

Somalian Pressure Washer

When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.

Bro, my girl said she’s constipated, she agreed to lemme pull out the Somalian Pressure washer.

by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026

Sumapina

The sound of happiness carried on the wind.

I heard the sumapina in their laughter drifting across the water.

The wind picked up just enough to carry a little sumapina across the deck.

Even on hard days, sumapina is still out there.

There was sumapina in the sails this morning.

by Elin Maris March 20, 2026

sumailah

A short (litteraly) tempered girl whoms perverted mind plagues every fandom she joins. She's annoying and loves spilling hot drinks on her hand, what a masochist

Oh she's such a sumailah, you don't wanna be friends with that thing

by Kira-leDefiner February 9, 2025