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Sounding the Alarm

The act of Sounding (putting a metal rod down your urethra). Except, your orgasm is too much, or too strong. So you moan so loud you set off the Richter scale.
Person 1: I'm inserting the metal rod
Person 2: Okay baby, but be quiet. I don't want the neighbors to hear like last time.
Person 1: "Inserts metal rod"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: Oh fuck, your so loud. Stop sounding the alarm!
by Slapshott January 24, 2026
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Cunt Stunting

The female version of "Cock Blocking" typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.
"I don't think I'm going to come out with you guys tonight. I want to enjoy myself and I know if Kay is there she's going to be all over me."
"Should I distract her?"

"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"
by B1X December 13, 2012
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Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand
Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.
by OG Lone Wolf November 7, 2013
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fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
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rand standing

The act of standing in a random space with a vacant stare
What's tony up to over there?
Um.. rand standing by the looks of it Lol
by Timpson.M December 31, 2017
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J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.
*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.
by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019
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outrageously stunning

Outrageously stunning is when someone is overly gorgeous. They are kind at the same time and can work anything off
That girl is outrageously stunning she can work anything off
by Outrageously stunning April 19, 2019
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