Nerve-Stapling

A horrifyingly precise form of psycho-surgical pacification. It doesn't just suppress emotions or aggression; it permanently severs or reroutes specific neural pathways to make a being docile, content, and incapable of rebellious or violent thought. In dystopian sci-fi, it's used on dissidents or the chronically unhappy to create perfectly obedient workers or a tranquil underclass. The term evokes the brutal imagery of "stapling" the nerves shut, implying a crude, irreversible intervention that destroys the spark of free will in exchange for peaceful, hollow compliance.

Example: "The riots stopped after the corporation rolled out 'voluntary contentment therapy.' Everyone knows it's just nerve-stapling. Now the protest leaders just smile blankly and water their lawns, their fire for justice surgically removed."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Back Pack Strapping

When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps

Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!

by MidSummersDream November 2, 2011

S.A.W Strapping

Where a person is trapped in a Gimp suit and has to escape within a time limit or they’re pegged

Justin: “why the fuck am I in a gimp suit? Where am I” Jane: you have 1 minute to escape or you will be pegged” Justin: “What the fuck? Is this a S.A.W Strapping?”

by Pro S.A.W Strapper September 28, 2025

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

Stealingmanship

Stealing someone's "Winningmanship" from underneath them and leaving then with a feeling of not knowing what has hit them.

Usually done when the other person is feeling cocky.

(See "Winningmanship" for further details)

K: distraction!!!

A: decapitation...!!

K: emancipation

A: celebration.

K: masturbation

A: clitoration..

K: invigoration

A: countduckulation

K: not a real word! I win. I have won. I am the wiiner

Stealingmanship successfully appointed to kel..

by Icki Monkey December 1, 2009

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

Spraping

Getting onto someone's Spotify account and replacing their star list, playlists and/or play queue with truly terrible music eg Justin Bieber.

He's been spraping me again... I F*CKING HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

by angryskykitten October 26, 2011