Favorite adult beverage of choice that gets you really drunk and makes the wild story a bit more loco. This can be beer, wine, or usually straight alcohol. Typically good “story juice” is Tequila, Vodka, Everclear or something 70proof+. Originated in San Diego after a few to many Mexico trips.
Last night the story juice got the best of me and I took the grenade home. OR Eric had a bit to much of the story juice and threw up all over himself, now he is the story.
by SD Kurtis December 11, 2008
Get the Story Juicemug. A truly sad show that Andy has no real friends and sits in a Mental Asylum with the comfort of his toys and only his toys
by TOY STORY Unsolved April 26, 2019
Get the TOY STORYmug. When someone gives an excuse about why they are sucking ect. For example when someone gets owned on a game and cant execpt defeat.
by Sam Robinson February 17, 2004
Get the Life Storiesmug. The kind of story you tell people so they can sympathize with you or make their hearts warm towards you, that way you can easily make them so your bidding.
Boy: I was supposed to go see the movie premiere with my girlfriend, but she broke up with me with a text last night, would you go with me?
Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!
Girl: awwn... what a sob story, but you're cute. I would!
by K Supreme December 31, 2018
Get the Sob storymug. i'm at her house. I see her walk into the shower peeking through a small hole in the door, she starts taking off her clothes revealing her perfect tits. I couldent resist any longer I barge through as shes about to step in. Both of us full naked pull her to the bed. I shove my fully erect cock into her throbbing pussy. "OH MY GOD" "HARDER PLEASE" she yells. She then lets out a moan. I listen to her instructions and go harder. I pin her against the wall and start fucking her even harder. She yells in joy. "AH I'M GONNA CUM" She moans, I then fuck her harder. My cock was fully erect and rock hard and I get the strength to do one last final huge shove right into her tight throbbing pussy.
And that is my Sex Story
And that is my Sex Story
by YourAmazingStorys April 11, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug. A story that eventhough everyone in the room has heard it countless times before, must be finished before meaningful conversation can resume. Usually pertaining to binge drinking or lesbian moms.
That sounded like a Dennis story.
I wish he would stop with the Dennis stories, we already know them all!
I wish he would stop with the Dennis stories, we already know them all!
by TP Kid September 30, 2008
Get the Dennis Storymug. I see you sitting there reading this message with your cock in your hand. It's
starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I
can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of
pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it
with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you
and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of
my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently
nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot.
Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my
juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt.
My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from
your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with
your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.
starting to get hard and a little drop of pre-cum is glistning off the tip. I
can smell your hot man-crotch smell and it makes me wet! The pearly drop of
pre-cum has now started to ooze down the tip of your cock and you've touched it
with your hand as you jack off. I suddenly appear out of thin air between you
and your computer. You are a little shocked but pleased as you take in all of
my beauty. I whisper "relax, let me give you pleasure" into your ear and gently
nibble your neck. Your hand reaches up to my exposed pussy that's wet and hot.
Your finger touches my clit and I gasp in a shudder of extasy.. I'm so wet my
juice is dripping onto your hand as you gently move 2 fingers inside my cunt.
My hand reaches down and touches the next drop of pre-cum that is emerging from
your throbbing dick. MMMMMM I moan as I move away slowly.. I look at you with
your rock hard cock, sitting in your chair.
by dr.tran February 24, 2008
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