(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves December 30, 2015
by Glology May 14, 2023
A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021
by SalaciousMonkey March 08, 2024
When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 16, 2013
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
by SandalSun April 04, 2021
The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021