My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.
by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023
Get the Stocking Legmug. Well performing sexual acts finishing on a women feet with your semen, after putting your socks back on. Hits Sticky Stocking
by Urban unknown January 8, 2017
Get the Sticky Stockingmug. When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
Get the Immaculate Stockmug. “Stock” is a word used for a vehicle with a modified ac compressor and to describe how factory and slow the vehicle is. In other words, the car is fast as hell but the owner doesn’t want you to know that.
The marauder is totally stock
by SubaruTrissi February 25, 2022
Get the Stockmug. by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
Get the Stocksmug. I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug. by ChaseTOM August 2, 2022
Get the game stockmug.