stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves December 30, 2015
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stock pot

A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well
“She got a stock pot”

What’s up stock pot?”
by Glology May 14, 2023
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Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies
by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021
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Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.
I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.
by SalaciousMonkey March 08, 2024
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 16, 2013
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Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
by SandalSun April 04, 2021
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The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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