When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
by DirtyToad May 26, 2018
Get the stiff kittymug. When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
by FrankTheLank November 14, 2017
Get the stiff titmug. 
Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
by The bengt October 18, 2019
Get the Stiffemug. Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
Get the Cricket Stiffmug. The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
Get the Stiffness scalemug. by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
Get the Stiffmug.