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Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!
Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha
by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011
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sadling

Typically a young liberal. Someone who is easily offended and often takes it into themselves to be offended on other people's behalf- usually unsolicited. They tend to be happiest when upset about otherwise mundane things. Feels everybody is entitled to their opinion unless it clashes with their own.
She's constantly taking things out of context and made a big deal out of the most meaningless comments, she's a dramatic little sadling.
by Annie Donya March 17, 2017
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Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.
Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling
by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018
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Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.
by Cigoler February 15, 2022
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they stealin' our jobs

Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.

A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
by Pizzlej March 14, 2022
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steaming

The act of finding a perculiar place to urinate when absolutley drunk off your arse
I was so pissed last night I was steaming in our lasses knicker drawer !!!
by Geordie Nugget June 6, 2013
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heart stealing

when someone steald your heart.
it is illegal.
all hearts should be given.
Maleek:the only way i'm going to share my heart with you is if you steal it.
Keyanna: heart stealing is illegal!! you should just share it with me!
by Keyyface March 24, 2009
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