staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017

switch stare

When you look at someone and then look away but the person you were looking at looks at you. Then it is an awkward back and forth glance that never reaches eye contact.

It was an akward switch stare for a minute

by Jammy Hulbrien March 12, 2018

lazer stare

When you look at someone or something intensely with your eyes wide open looking crazy with a tilted head.

Stop giving me the lazer stare it is creeping me out!

by Lazercorn fan July 7, 2016

The Lester Stare

That creepy look old people with the pedo stache and the baldness give you. Don't let him molest you.

Hubert, that guy next to the red truck gave you The Lester Stare again.

by Detective Tickle Dicks August 8, 2016

Single Stare

Someone who wears a patch over one eye and stares.

I went to school with a creepy kid who always gave me a single stare.

by squirter November 15, 2012

Stare point

A term used to describe the blank space on a table, where previously a bunch of drugs (more often than not cocaine) used to be. Sudden absence is often caused by sneezing stoners or spastically moving twats.

Derives from the baffled "staring" at said blank spot.

Adam: "I ain't shittin you, that shit of a fuck sneezed like a whale and all the shit went flying through the air. Just that stare point's left."
Bryon: "Shit."

by johnny92 June 24, 2012

facebook stare

the act of producing a very piercing stare into the camera when taking a slutty photo of oneself that makes people oncomfortable

the ''facebook stare'' is as to say : ''yes i am a huge whore but you cant look while i show my tits

this is the most commen look on facebook sluts ther faces

by nupey giga September 11, 2011