When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
Get the squirt squirrel mug.1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
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JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?
Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!
Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!
by Fireball BD March 23, 2012
Get the gettin' squirrely up in here mug.To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
by laresistance August 25, 2014
Get the Horny Squirrel mug.A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
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