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squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
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Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
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gettin' squirrely up in here

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.
JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!
by Fireball BD March 23, 2012
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Horny Squirrel

To be attracted to every female/ person you see, and to exhibit characteristics of a furry mammal, particularly a squirrel
"Why is Matt scampering from girl to girl, trying to get with them?"
"IDK, he's just being a horny squirrel"
by laresistance August 25, 2014
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Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015
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fart squirrel

The fart squirrel sprayed my dog in the face.
by BxJmc January 8, 2016
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flat squirrel

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.
by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016
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