Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.
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Get the hoboken squat cobbler mug.a game played by students at recess, mainly 8th graders, in which you kick a ball and scream loudly. This name has no vulgar meaning and is looked down upon by most teachers. This game is highly educational because of the bonus round in which the players must answer rapid math problems.
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Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
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Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?
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Get the Hoboken Squat Cobbler mug.Jim: Man, I saw this guy taking a hobo squat right in the middle of the crosswalk while I was at the intersection!
Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.
Bob: That's gross bro, you shoulda thrown something at him.
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