Sport

Basically a replacement for every word ever
But Top definitions include

Doing
Going to
Have sex with
Something to say when there is nothing else to be said

Bro, what are you sporting after work?

I was gonna sport that really hot girl, who conveniently happens to be my neighbor the latina porn star

well sport

by smelly_poop July 1, 2009

splorkin

hanging out; chilling; splorkiiin

Word brought to life by Makal
and supported by A-RON

A-RON: hiya. sup?
MAKAL: splorkin
A-RON: cool
MAKAL: cheesecake
A-RON: ya

by Aaron / Mike April 27, 2006

shlort

Term that refers to the penis of a small person or midget. The antonym of a shlong.

How do you know he doesn't have a shlong?

Look at him, he's a midget! He's gotta have a shlort!

by big anna December 29, 2009

The Manly Sport of Bear Taunting

When not attending to his duties, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia can be found in the woods, in his robes, with a stick, poking a brown bear -- the manly sport of Bear Taunting.

The October 17th, 2002 edition of "Tom the Dancing Bug". Can be found on Salon.com.

by Alexi Franklin March 14, 2005

Shlort

Short weiner. Total opposite of shlong

John boy has a shlort in his pantalones

by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

splurt

to say something

splurt and you'll get yourself hurt

by bowdeni June 20, 2004

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008