Spared

An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.

Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.

“Are you circumcised or spared?”

“I’m spared.”

by ThatNiggaLlamar November 2, 2022

Splawed

A combination of sprawled and splayed

The sheets were splawed across the floor.

by Uggadugga November 4, 2022

Splargle

Verb: When one or more individuals take one or more full load(s) of ejaculate into their mouth(s), then gargle it, often passing the resultant saliva/semen picture between multiple splarglers for further processing.

Etymology is an amalgam of "Splooge" and "Gargle".

Amber splargled my load with my buddy's load, co-mingling them at the back of her throat, before allowing the splargle to slough out of her mouth and down her chin and onto her cigarette-burned tits. Staci then slurped up the splargle and began aggressively splargling it herself, working up to a bubbling, foaming mess.

by SPLARGLE PROVIDOOOR February 28, 2023

Splatey

slur used agaist retards

"dawg 25x85 is 100"
"you fucking splatey kys my nigga"

by splatinium May 25, 2023

Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.

Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”

by honeybabybooboobear December 6, 2023

Spare

The second heir in line for a monarchy.

After losing his heir, the king had to bring in his spare.

by UndersScore December 22, 2023

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024