Mystery Spitter

A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.

"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.

by Dogs'R'Us November 2, 2009

Fidget Spinner

An object that has been spawned by toy companies to help children with fidgets (ex. tapping pencil, bouncy feet,etc.) but have been popularized by You tubers which have made this Toy only for stupid sporty kids at an elementary school to show off

"Yo, i got a Fidget Spinner for my fidgeting problem"
"okay"
"Lol, i got this sw33t fidg3t spinner that looks like gold lol XDXD"
"Die in hell please"

by Look, fuck you May 24, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy meant to help people relieve stress and improve focus first available in the 90's. It was created to capitalize on individuals with ADHD, autism, or anxiety; it became highly popular in 2017, though the fidget spinner is heading toward obsolescence, as people are finally realizing how antithetical it is. Many schools have banned fidget spinners for being distracting.

Student 1: I just got another fidget spinner yesterday.
Student 2: Dude, that's so cool!
Student 1: Yeah, it lights up and everything. And it was only 40 bucks.
Student 2: Woah! I have to get one!

by Imwy June 19, 2017

spinervals

A gay sex act that involves at least three males in a bent over position in a circle (ass in) surronding a fourth male who proceeds to rapidly ass fuck each bent over male and switching partners periodically. This goes on until he comes and then positions are switched.

Justin was doing the spinervals so long last night he almost puked!

by ErrorF002 March 1, 2008

Midget Spinner

Ok, so a Midget Spinner is no different than any Fidget Spinner; except the fact that instead of the Y-shaped device attached to it, now it's a Midget. And it spins around at an insane speed, rendering all the achievements which human have accomplished to this day as less important than it.

Nah.. Midget Spinner is a midget spinning around at an astounding speed that breaks the sound barrier.

A: Look at what I've got!
B: Wut m8?
A: A Fidget Spinner! It's so awesome! asrd641265w4165!%$!^$@(
B: I'd Midget Spinner yo ass!

by doomscyte July 24, 2017

Midget Spinner

Mostly a short girl/stripper on a dancing pole.

"Wanna watch a midget spinner show?"

by beyondyourmemes July 28, 2017

Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.

Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.

by aldwardo October 13, 2006