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Speecing

Speecing is the act of moving at a high speed on all fours, and originates from the word "spider". Speecing is a competitive sport and lifestyle for many speecers.

Speece- noun
Speecing- verb
Speecer- a person who practices this act!
"The weather is perfect for speecing, want to come speece with us?"
by Speeceinpeace27 April 26, 2021
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Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.
The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.
by Sam Moj November 30, 2021
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speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.
We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?
by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022
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Kentucky Speedball

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.
by PoppyMann July 5, 2007
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fire speed

Internet capable of downloading full length movies in under 10 minutes.
We should download movies at Matt's house. He has a fire speed connection.
by Trevor Calvin January 21, 2008
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Weed Speed

When your on the highway going 20 mph and your so high you think your going 80 mph.
Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.

B Willy:stop smoking that bong water
by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011
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Italian Speech Impediment

A broken arm or two broken arms in plaster, Originated from the fact that Italians love to make hand actions while speaking.
Guy 1: Awh nasty man, Two broken arms!
Guy 2: I know right, I guess I now have an Italian speech impediment :( .
by The-Love-Doctor July 23, 2012
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