soccer.

great sport to play i think, especially at night

"soccer is my life, i love it"

by mdawg89 April 27, 2005

Soccer

An acting game where players in shirts plastered in so many ads they look like stock cars cry and act hurt to win the pity of the judge, who will then eject the "offending" player from the game.

You are a great soccer player. Even though the other player obviously didn't touch you, the way you whined and cried actually made me think he may have given you a small bruise!

by Hockey > Soccer May 19, 2010

soccer

A sport that is highly criticized in the U.S. because we completely suck at it and our international team cant do shit right in the world cup.

Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.

The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching.

by Fuckitall June 29, 2006

cum soccer

The act of trying to get the cum into the drain after masturbating in the shower.

I did'nt want my girlfriend to know I was jacking off, so I played cum soccer in the shower until the evidence was gone.

by Aceholes January 6, 2008

Soccer Mom

A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.

Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!

by Failurebitch May 29, 2018

KC Soccer Mom Slam

When a group of 8-10 men jizz on a soccer ball, and then one of the dude's kicks said soccer ball into soccer mom's face. This is so KC.

Dude, I just KC Soccer Mom Slammed that bitch.

by Theodore823 August 29, 2010

Soccer Mom

Middle-class white mother that has nothing better to do with her time than organize her children's extra-curricular sporting activities. Provided for by her husband, she creates an out-of-touch middle class bubble for herself and is very grumpy when anyone disturbs it. In addition to the descriptions already listed, I will add that soccer moms are usually sporting some mid-90s Jennifer Aniston version hair with a lot of clunky preppie jewelry. They are into status symbols; big expensive car, kids performing well, newest trending phone, expensive looking jewelry. Thinks that the term "Soccer Mom" is somehow a compliment and is ditzy enough to put stickers of soccer balls on their back windows.

Look at this oblivious soccer mom holding up traffic!

by Shumado September 5, 2013