Mexi-Smurf

A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.

A Mexican that looks like a smurf!

My best friend is so short I call her Mexi-Smurf!

by Trencitas January 26, 2011

smurf cooler

The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."

"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."

by bearhotep August 27, 2013

Mira the Smurf

Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.

Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*

Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*

by Mira’s Husband February 19, 2023

dirty smurf

The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.

Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.

by nate.dawg October 3, 2008

Smurf Dick

Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.

I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)

by EdeenSaawr October 14, 2011

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

Smurf Berry

The color of Jared Leto's hair.

It's not blue, its Smurf Berry.

by Beautiful-Lie0865 May 6, 2011