bearhotep's definitions

smurf cooler

The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."

"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."

"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."

by bearhotep August 27, 2013