smoothie 

Iron

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"

smoothie by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003

poop smoothie 

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

poop smoothie by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

smoothie 

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.

"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."

smoothie by The Situation April 22, 2009

Lithuanian Smoothie 

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

Lithuanian Smoothie by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

smooth jerk

a nice jerk on the low

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow

smooth jerk by samkon gado September 29, 2007

Nut Smoothie 

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

Nut Smoothie by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010

smooth move x-lax 

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

smooth move x-lax by rus! January 13, 2009