by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”
To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”
To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020
Get the simpmug. •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.
• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.
• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"
The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
Girl: OMG that dog is soooooo cute
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
by Lazy bish March 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by I want to not live June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by NARETHEFAIRY February 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.
by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug.