Perpetual smiling eyes disease

A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.

Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”

by A chocolate flavored quark August 20, 2019

Smiling shooter

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner or a crying baseball player.

The smiling shooter had a big smile on her face when she unloaded both the guns she was holding.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

smiling

Leader of a clan filled with ungrateful brads

Puke : you cant sing smiling you daft prick

by smiliiiuuuuuunggggg June 8, 2003

Sibling duo

The best duo to ever exist in the universe of the world approved by the gods and universe

Did you hear about sibling duo?

Omg the best duo in the world universe!!

by Ellyy_ December 29, 2021

colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!

ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

simming

to play a game from 'The Sims' or 'The Sims 2' series. (verb)

I fancy simming today
She is always simming
Wish I could enjoy simming

by nightlightbunneh January 6, 2010