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Shocker.

If your holding up the shocker your prob a really cool person
That cool group holds up the shocker.
by Garywink May 19, 2022
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Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 17, 2023
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Walker Shocker

When a girl stickes her fingers up a guys bum hole
Coffee likes it when he gets the Walker shocker
by Windham maine March 11, 2016
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Rock-Shocker

Similar to "the shocker" the Rock-Shocker is when one simultaneously cups/fondles a man's "rocks" while fingering his asshole with the middle finger, hence shocking the man's senses. (Disclaimer: fairly large hands or long fingers required)
"Holy shit! The way you touched my asshole while rubbing my balls was such a rock-shocker!"
by Junk Stamper September 4, 2014
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Every guy at these schools is a gross yee yee boy with a mullet and wears hey dudes everyday. It’s so flat there with all the wheat fields and nothing to do besides hookup and so drugs. The guys also play girls better than they play football.
Omg did you hear about the waterville-mansfield shockers football team? they all suck !
by youdontknowme69420 October 5, 2021
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xeno shocker

A variation of the shocker,where eight fingers in the stink, two in the pink.
I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker
by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008
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Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.
The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.
by Shockerific February 5, 2009
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