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surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink
He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

irish shocker 

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"

shackner shocker

only to be done by people with very very large noses The spin off of the shocker where the nose and toung are used. The nose in inserted into the female reproductive organ and the toung in the anous.
Steven gave erian a shackner shocker.
shackner shocker by the huze November 10, 2006

uber-shocker 

Fist in the pink, fist in the stink. A variation of the shocker.
DAMN was that girl a freak i tried to give her the shocker but she was like "hell no baby, i want the uber-shocker"
uber-shocker by tee cue34 February 24, 2008

xeno shocker 

A variation of the shocker,where eight fingers in the stink, two in the pink.
I gave that nasty bitch a xeno shocker
xeno shocker by Stone Doctor December 24, 2008

Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.
The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.
Thorn shocker by Shockerific February 5, 2009