Sweaty Shitbag

A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog

Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.

by Laura (ARSON!) March 5, 2008

shitback

the art of quickly replying to someone shitting on you with an even better reply that outshits them.

Nicole: ....okay cool Sean Murray
Dayshon: Fuck you Nicole....
Dayshon to Morgan: Damn Morgan why dont i have a shitback when i need it.

by Sean Murray-Manuel May 7, 2010

shitbreather

One who has fellated a shitcock.

Ben just sucked my shit cock. That kid is such a shitbreather.

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

Shitbag

Many, or a lot, too many or overloaded

There are a whole shitbag of cables in that cabinet.

by Tim Wright May 8, 2006

shitbagger

A person with severe anorexia who bags and weighs their excrement.

"I found another sack of human waste left by the infamous shitbagger."

by IAmUnimaginative May 9, 2008

Shitbaby

-noun
The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg

I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.

by ochawan October 13, 2008

shitballscockass

when you shit on someones balls and stick the cock in your ass and shit on it more and cut your lip open and give a bloody blowjob.

i gave your dad a shitballscockass and he nutted.

by johnnycockasshitcumnugtit March 21, 2009