Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Samara shields

Gay a bitch broke asf and likes taking dick in the ass and will eat butt if she has to

She is a whore Samara shields

by Pizzasnoodle November 6, 2023

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

slammer shield

when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you

The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.

by Coop Dupe December 8, 2019

Simone Shields

Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl

Simone Shields is going to baywest

by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020

Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021