selling wolf tickets

Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.

Are you kidding me ? He was just selling wolf tickets about his accomplishments!

by The Stock Master November 15, 2015

spelling nazi

In essence, in a chatroom context, a person who insists on rectifying the spelling errors of anyone by rephrasing the said line accordingly. To remain faithful to their cause, they must invariably make no spelling mistakes whatsoever of their own, otherwise he/she is engaging in hypocrisy, in turn, looking like an oblivious dumbass. Further, they justify their cause by asserting that the victims' spelling is "imposible" to read.

What the prick fails to realise is how needless his/her cause really is, seeing as he/she is perfectly capable of construing the sentence containing the spelling errors sufficiently to be able to rephrase it suitably. Ultimately, he/she incurs embarrassment and looks like a total douchebag, as a result.

Random chatroom: Aimee(5) = Spelling nazi. vicki cee(4) = Victim

Aimee(5) (Says to vicki cee(4)) i think you mean 'and I can spell'
vicki cee(4) (Says to Aimee(5)) no a ment a can spell
Aimee(5) *No i meant i can spell

*5 minutes later *

vicki cee(4) (Says to Aimee(5)) wot u have got agent me newayz
Aimee(5) (Says to vicki cee(4)) "wot u have got agent me newayz" .yeah makes no SENCE

by Joey Moore December 10, 2008

smelling cookies

A way to say that someone looks like they are a homoxexual without saying it out loud. Because gay guys often have a look on their face like they are smelling cookies. It is from a Dane Cook standup comedy joke.

That guy over by the bar is so smelling cookies.

by lusciousdragon February 3, 2010

selling soap

Selling illegal narcotics

Yeah j man be selling dat soap out of the back of his damn whip damn fool be selling soap

by JDHiggs July 30, 2014

shilling dangler

vague sexual inuendo, basicly "flashing your bits"

Niall- What you up to?
Eve- exposing myself in parks
Niall- Your such a shilling dangler

by Niall_kerry March 9, 2008

sellin pork

Knowing when someone is Lying ,or catching somebody in a lie

TRAVIS: "Mane i Hit ol guh from down da street Last night.."

RICK:"OH 4REAL"

JERRY: "Nigga Why You Sellin pork?"

by FREELILGUDDA February 4, 2013

sheldin

A Sheldin is someone who is very loving, caring, attractive, man that will draw attention from across a large room not only will you stop and stare but, you will want to meet him. Sheldins like to joke around a lot and like to have lots of fun. Sheldins also like to play video games and love to play sports, and sheldins tend to have red hair and green/ hazel eyes.

Wow! That guy is so funny, and handsome he must be a Sheldin!

by Horses03 January 7, 2016