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Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).
Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.
by Zonal K September 10, 2019
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sheet caking

/ʃi t keɪkɪŋ/ verb

Based on Tina Fey's appearance on the SNL Weekend Update, sheet caking is the act of binging (or engaging in equally indulgent and compulsive behavior) as a way to pretend feeling sorry for yourself is helpful to those with less privilege than you, especially in a politically tense climate. Also used to maintain denial about one's own complacency in the face of political upheaval and the suffering of others.
She was going to use my day off yesterday to get organized, but she read the news on Facebook and ended up sheet caking with pasta and garlic bread the rest of the night.
by EweBettawerk September 15, 2017
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MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets

Used to describe a person that rants about white privilege yet only dates/marries white people.
Person 1: Did you see Mindy's Facebook post about deconstructing whiteness? Doesn't she only date white guys?
Person 2: Yeah she's MLK in the streets, KKK in the sheets
by Vinay P. February 19, 2022
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beeg sheet

A large poo taken by Gorillas in which are also one of Gorillas' favorite food. AKA: Shit.
OWH BEEG SHEET MAN THATS A BEEG SHEET THERE MAN EAT IT NOW! IT TASTED GOOD!
by Randompedo101 November 20, 2013
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Sheetload

Man! Rich, I have a sheetload of work to do today!
by Adam David Doyle October 2, 2007
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Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.
"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"
by rossignol January 19, 2009
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Sweetums

defamation:to describe a women who is verry special to you
I could never express how deep my love is for you and how i appreciate all you do.I love you forever

to my sweetums...
by Sim Simmons July 26, 2018
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