salt shaker

hand job cuz its the same movement when your actually shakin the salt shaker over your potatos

she gave me a cold salt shaker last nite

by calistyle April 20, 2004

Shafer

A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

Salt Shaker

cock blocker

grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds

I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me

by konichiwakitty August 19, 2003

shaper

n.(modern amer. slang) The churned-up mix of shit and paper in a badly backed-up toilet.

I couldn't use the bathroom because the toilets were full to the brim with shaper.

by Whiteyford December 9, 2004

schauer

An uber gay crazy stalker.

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"

by Captain Condom December 11, 2003

night shader

a person that feels the need to wear thier shades all hours, in order to look cool, mysterious or an agent.

guy- "what's up night shader?"
night shader- "whatever it's bright up in this"
guy- "bullshit it's midnight"

by Hird October 30, 2007

facebook sharer

when you own ur own account on facebook and a friend does not n they go on urs.

Kendal:hey jasmine can i go on ur facebook i need to be a look at something?

Jasmine: yeah i guess so i guess i can be a facebook sharer.

by kenrid June 27, 2009