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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).
Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.
by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009
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stinger

Shoulder fired weapon the fires a high speed rocket. Used for shooting down airplanes, helicopters etc.
The US military has stinger missles, but never needs them because America's enemies don't even get the chance to fly their planes. They are blown up on the ground.
by hooper May 16, 2004
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Purple headed yogurt slingers

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Jessica Brown: OH my god.....how am i gonna fit all of these synonms in my Wet Bologna FLower??? I need more purple headed yogurt slingers in my diet.
by Fat Balls for breakfast April 9, 2008
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stingers

These are infested and dirty fingers, the main types of these are tiger and ming stings. These fingers are so dirty they sting you like a bitch. The stingers are caused by having your fingers in your mouth or up your ring constanltey without washing them.
AWWW!luke! get your stingers away they sting like a bitch.
by rarder June 11, 2006
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Stinger Splash

The act involves a girl being on her back and spread eagle on a bed, while the man stands in the corner and attempts to enter her vagina from the jump. Very difficult and dangerous - High probability for a broken dick.
Derek: Did you hear Travis is in the hospital?

Charles: No! What happened?

Derek: He attempted a Stinger Splash and broke his shit!
by goillini33 April 6, 2009
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the Cincinnati cum slinger

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.
" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"
by brian bays April 12, 2010
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swingers-style

v. intr.

To travel as a group from one place to another, with each group member driving his own car.
"Let's hop into the pimp-daddy mobile and roll to the party."
"Naw. Let's go swingers-style."
by Ytse September 6, 2005
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