shot shocked

The rigid pose an individual assumes after being ejaculated on.

“Allie was super shot shocked after I busted my nut all over her last night.”

by macsam98 June 2, 2021

southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

crotch shock

The disruption of social discourse prompted by the passing and/or presence of an attractive female. This state is known to temporarily render the individual incapable of speech and or interaction on any level which is caused from the shock of blood pumping south.

"Hey brah, so I was headed to the electric beach when I realized I forgot...." (long pause prompted by passing female). "Whoa. Uhhh, sorry I got crotch shock, what was I saying?"

by Vito Nicola May 10, 2013

Slip and Shock

N&V: The shocking feeling when you used to go down those plastic slides at the playground and you would get buzzed by a shock by the metal bolts on the way down

Little tommy wouldn't stop crying because Jane pushed him down the slide and he got a case of slip and shock

by theoneandonlycorbin October 11, 2006

Pulling a Shockely

Giving a guy who you are not in a relationship with head in the woods.

Ra-Qui-Qui: Ooh girl, I just gave Tairone head.

Yolanda: OMG! Are you even together?

Ra-Qui-Qui: Nah girl, we were just in the woods haning out and I just decided to do the dirty!

Yolanda: Girl! You just pulled a shockely!



The act of "pulling a shockely".

by dookiebuthole January 11, 2009