schlumba

A word to describe someone or something that is odd or irregular, a word to use in place of profanities

“Wow, she is such a schumba!” “What the schlumba!!?”

by twveek December 3, 2023

Schluker

The peak male performance.

Snarg: That Babraham Linko's a real Schluker.

by Hog_Cranker 99 December 5, 2023

schlabbergasted

Used as an adjective or noun, describing the state of someone who is insanely drunk or shit faced, but is aware of their state and fighting to remain conscious for some reason. This fight to avoid blacking out can be for various reasons. This is typically so that they can get somewhere in time to attempt to avoid getting into trouble, make it to work, or attend to their responsibilities.

The term "schlabbergasted" is a play on the word "flabbergasted," as people in this state have the face of someone who appears flabbergasted due to the fact that they are fighting the effects of a large amount of alcohol.

It originated among drunken ROTC cadets at UNG trying to get back to their dormitories from Johnny B's shitfaced in time before "TAPS" at midnight to avoid punishment.

Dude, did you see that guy stumbling back to the barracks fucking schlabbergasted at 2358? If he doesn't make it back in time, his company commander is gonna fucking kill him.

by NoTacticals February 18, 2024

Schlump

Schlump (SH-lǔmp)
Past tense - Schlumped
Present tense - Schlumping

“To schlump.”

Sticking your male genitalia into either a fruit or vegetable. This action is usually done at the grocery store in conjunction with edging. Schlumping is commonly done at lunch time or whilst eating a healthy snack.

*Example 1*
Guy 1 - “Hey man can you help me out right now?”
Guy 2 - “nah I’m too busy Schlumping right now maybe later.”

*Example 2*
Guy 1 - “Hey man I thought you were at the party, where are you?”
Guy 2 - “I’m Schlumping my shit crazy style in the produce aisle!”

*Example 3*
Guy 1 - “Hey, have you seen our Halloween pumpkins?”
Guy 2 - “Aww sorry man, I’ve Schlumped em’ all”

by Mister_Craigy March 20, 2024

schlumkin

2-3 gay males (faggots) gripping each other's testicles and lightly tasting/testing each other's asshole tighness

The boys and I did a schlumkin session for an hour and a half.

by Doom Sentinel April 9, 2024

Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024