Saeed

An emotionally unstable bitch who has trust issues and has to take it out on their girl by manipulating her in every way possible and is way too controlling.

Friend: My girl is wearing shorts that show too much skin, I'm gonna tell her to change out of it.
Me: Chill you don't want to be a Saeed.

by saammmyyJ March 18, 2020

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

saeed

balding stressed out short fat black white black drug dealer

us: hey saeed, how you doing?
saeed: i'm bald
us: aren't you forgetting somehting?
saeed: like what. i'm failing, i'm old, i can't get it up?
us: no...
saeed: hmm, maybe the fact that i'm full of shit and am a compulsive wanker?
us: hmm. no
Saeed: i'm short was-fat wannabe nigger?
Us: no... you're a fag
saeed: oh yeah i forgot

by the skoda crew July 28, 2008

saged

To be stoned on salvia.

Ha ha ha I am totally saged. Everything is ha ha funny ha ha to me.

by Salvinator August 3, 2007

Saved

A very flexible shemale that can suck themself off. Although they are thought of to be extremely gay, they are a cool person.

DUDE! That guy is a saved!

by Davito'is'queen May 14, 2011

sawed-off

to be shut down ,or denied something

i went four third base but she sawed me off!!!or the guy tried to pass me but i sawed him off.sawed-off

by paradise13 August 14, 2007

samed

To copy/duplicate or confirm that two things are the same, in the past tense. Can also be used as a general acknowledgment.

"Did you get that report done?" ... "Yep, I looked at Lisa's and just samed it."

"Hey bro, I just watched that vid of Susan Boyle on youtube."... "Samed. Watched it two days ago."

"I love your mom's cooking."... "Samed."

by examancer April 22, 2009