sea-slapped

when in the sea and a wave hits you in the face

A: Oh dude, can you see that huge wave coming?
B: What?

B turns around and wave 'slaps' him in the side of his face
A: LOL dude you just got sea-slapped badly!!!!!!!!

by Winnie The Poop August 25, 2012

chicken slapped hussy

a hooker,prostitute or just straight up ho who has been slapped so many times by her pimp or vagina manager that she one has no side teeth left just front ones in the shape of a beak giving her the appearance of a chicken

check out the beak on that chicken slapped hussy she must never listen to her chicken slapper

by ducky d September 22, 2012

Justice Slapped

When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.

Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!

Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.

(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)

by JC1190 August 20, 2013

clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013

f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.

Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.

by ttm_monkey June 2, 2015

pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015