samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

Samurai suicide

Seppuku, or "samurai suicide", is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. Seppuku was originally reserved only for samurai. Part of the samurai honor code, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.

Minamoto no Tametomo was likely the first to use a "samurai suicide" technique, the seppuku ritual.

by Arcane_ July 2, 2015

Samalays

What Michael's favorite word of all time is.

Michael really likes to write with the word Samalays.

by Mikorli May 25, 2018

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

Samilar

Samilar is similar to to similar as a similarity is to something familiar. It's just Samilar...

Jeez!! That was predictable and quite basic. Don't know why it had to be so Samilar...

by BringerofDarkness July 13, 2021

Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010