Spicy Chicago Facial

A rare European style skin treatment where a Canadian takes a shit in the Bay of Fundy and it is carried across the Atlantic Ocean by the tides where it then washes up on a beach in Sicily or Italy and it is used as a facial by the natives there.

"Did you hear? Gabriella found a true treasure on the beach this morning. She gave herself a magnificent Spicy Chicago Facial. She looks ten years younger and smells like Solider Field. I guess some guy from Nova Scotia had a blowout full of Taco Bell and oysters."

by Spicy Chicago December 31, 2020

Spicy Raccoon

The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food

Guy: you tryna give me the spicy raccoon?
Girl: only if I can peg you afterwards

by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021

Spicy McMavic

Not for the faint of heart. You will need a camera drone with auto hover and a KFC zinger burger.

First you masturbate with the zinger burger until you feel a tingle then you proceed to penetrate your partner with the colonel's secret herbs and spices while filming the whole thing on your camera drone.

She said she wanted to make a porno but got angry and smashed my drone when I gave the Spicy McMavic

by Dad_bod_fpv August 25, 2021

spicy flu

The 'Rona, AKA covid

Me: did you hear about Larry?
Them: yea... Done caught the spicy flu...

by Official Buzzy November 23, 2021

Spicy Cornhole

When you are stuck in a blizzard in the backcountry with your boys and need to keep warm by pouring Tabasco on your penis and cornholing each other.

Dude we are going to freeze to death if we don’t get a spicy cornhole going in this tent. Good thing we packed the hot sauce!

by CoconutSplenda January 14, 2022

Spicy memory

Noun. Synonym for "trauma". Used when speaking about a trauma in a comical environment.

You call it trauma, I call it spicy memory.

by elcurzo June 27, 2022

spicy sock

A sock in which one excretes diarrhea into, allowing the feet to become warm when cold.

After shoveling snow, I had to put on my spicy socks to warm my feet up.

by NickyDpropano November 9, 2022