The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!
by 090iop January 10, 2020
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by Mei_1o1 January 22, 2020
Get the Spicy cocaine mug.A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020
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Get the Spicy Cringe mug.When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
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