root hugger

A homosexual. One who hugs roots (dicks). AKA brokeback, fag, queer, etc...

Dude, you are a real root hugger.

by deadhorse April 30, 2006

Bum Root

A "Bum Root" is when a penis penatrates anothers anal cavity. However, the term Bum Root can also be used to diss one of your homies if he/she is being an annoying asshole.

Hey, Mick W your a real Bum Root you are! Get Fucked!

by Adam101 September 5, 2008

hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

by Maria B April 24, 2004

rootberry

A cutting edge comedy stunt duo, that uses juggling and sword swallowing to entertain at colleges and universities all over the world, Rootberry also maintains an emerging youtube presence at www.youtube.com/rootberry

Rootberry's show was so damn entertaining, I wet my skivvies because I was laughing so hard.

by sinepevol February 22, 2010

To juice the root

Verb. To engage in vigorous hand-milking whilst maintaining a firm clasp on the manhood.

To juice the root: Even though it was very humid and they were on a 10-day canoing trip, Jane milked John's root like she was back in grade school and made him very happy.

by JohnJ555 June 28, 2011

Root canal

When a man receives oral sex and while he lays on his partners head he spin like a top or a drill

Sean: can I give you a root canal?
Kato: I don't have the strength to spin but I'll give you one!

by Max PowerS August 30, 2013

rooshy boo

Long time dormant phrase recently resurrected by Jay and Pete.
It's full meaning is the following; animated, aroused, blissful, cheered, delighted, ecstatic, elevated, enchanted, enraptured, euphoric, exalted, excited, exhilarated, exultant, fired up, flying high, flying, gleeful, high, hopped up, in heaven, in high spirits, in seventh heaven, intoxicated, joyful, joyous, jubilant, looking good, on cloud nine*, overjoyed, proud, puffed up, roused, set up, transported, turned-on,

but we found it easier to just say "rooshy boo."

Used by Tom Cruise when he was jumping on Oprah's couch. Rooshy Boo!!!
Used by Gwyneth Paltrow during her tearful oscar acceptance speech.
Used by John Donnelly at rent aftershow.
Used by Denise Donohue after she found her car keys.
Used by Keeva Hurley after she heard she was going to aims.
Used by Rob Vickers after his "tony" nomination.
Used by Jenny McGann after receiving her Jay and Pete made me what I am today award.
Used by Paul laycock because he heard everyone else say it.

by Mr. Boo April 1, 2009