Reality Impaired

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

by URinMyMind March 13, 2009

pliant reality

reality produced by either men or environment that can be altered or influenced by men. a situation produced by men that other men have the ability to change, usually because they are the foundation or the customers of the situation. also, environmental conditions such as drought or earthquake whose consequences (on people) can be influenced by men. pliant reality implies situations that have gained acceptance or value through habit and tradition.

This tendency to accept pliant reality as immutable, or the best alternative to chaos, is for me one's rejection of himself, his intelligence, and his potential.

by Johny November 4, 2004

Systematic Polar Realism

(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.

Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.

by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005

Rellison

someone who has a knack for getting in trouble with women and clevery avoiding social rejection with quick lines and a truely sincere treatment of women. Also denotes the act of being a friend to the female and subject to their needs to the point of being whipped

A boy sets up two girls on a weekend trip. They find out about it but his intentions seem normal. He figures out they both know and uses his wits to find a situation which they can all have fun. This boy be could be described as a rellison.

by Phil Sama July 14, 2009

rellic

''Rellic'' is a term used by something that is wide or cool

John: Wow man where'd you get those
James: Down at the shop
John: Dang those are super rellic

by mr. king boy 123123 November 27, 2015

reality rejects

A show people who can't cut it on any other show should try out for.

Dude, I think they're auditioning for Reality Rejects - maybe you'd have a shot there with those horrible dance moves...

by Jance23 December 5, 2007

realigy

The equivalent to an erection. The difference is that a realigy is a RAGING boner.

Timmy's horniness got the best of him so he proceeded to insert his realigy into stacy.

by realigy8624 June 8, 2011